Go to visit Kyoto
 Go back visiting London
 Go to visit Moscow
 Go to visit Norway
 Go to Egypt and explore a bit of ancient things, but not too much in a "tourist" way.
 Meet a very far away friend of mine, or at least make him smile
 Improve in drawing
 Being finally recognized or at least respected for at least one of my many talents, good sides, good features.
 Win the lottery and suddenly get rich
[x] Hire a slav-- err a maid
 Find a way to restore some of the things humans "unlearned" to do, but I'm sure can be done
 Find some new friends with a brain, who don't come with the "incredible misuse of it" included in the package.
 Grab a Wacom Cintiq
 Have sex with the person I love
 Find a way to explain to Yule stress can be expressed in less annoying way than peeing everywhere. Like, for God's sake, just cry or start to run in circles.